Yup I just censored myself. Censorship is bad. Maybe not. I spend a large portion of my day perusing the internet which has led to an eye twitch. Now I could just stop looking, stop reading, stop picking up my smart phone every time it buzzes but then I could not tell all of you that I think you are bleep exploitive bleep bleep. Okay I don’t mean that I digress.
Hey Facebook enough with the fake child abuse photos, your like or not liking of a little blue baby will not end child abuse. All you are doing is sharing horrid fake images of small children. My feed was once littered with cute kittens and silly captions. Complaints about Mondays and woe is me I have a hang over status updates. Now it is filled with little blue babies and bloodied children.
Yes I know I can block you or hide your feed but I did actually have to look at it in the first place.
No one should quote or share anything Ted Nugent says or does. Don’t even share his music. He was in the Damn Yankees for crying out loud. Do you remember the song High Enough? Well you shouldn’t it is awful and if you do shh do not tell anyone. Super group my ass.
If you are going to blame, shame, or besmirch the President of the United States maybe actually investigate the meme you are sharing. Hold back that anger some, make sure he is the culprit. I know everything you see on the internet is true. No really it is not. This goes for anyone really.
And by God do not mock the dead doing it. It is distasteful. I don’t care if they smoked crack or liked Quaaludes while they were living. Most likely they are survived by someone. That someone gets to see their loved one who is DEAD, ridiculed and shamed. I would smash my daughters iPhone if I saw her sharing this garbage. I would feel like I failed as a parent. Empathy look it up, never mind I will do it for you.
Empathy: Ability to imagine oneself in another’s place and understand the other’s feelings, desires, ideas, and actions.
The government did not make up Sandy Hook as a grand conspiracy to take your guns. They did not. Children really died. Stop being an bleep exploitive bleep bleep.
I appreciate your desire to share your views on the evils of vaccinations, circumcisions, laboring in hospitals on your back without a doula, disposable diapers, formula, and I am sure this list could go on. Do it, share, spread the word. But remember opinions are like assholes…….
We can agree to disagree. Spouting at me that I mutilated my child will not grow his foreskin back.
If you are angry about the government giving out handouts. I suggest your next vacation be in the city of Flint Michigan. Actually better yet buy one of the many abandoned homes there.
Take your guns and shove them up your bleep. When the government implants chips in all of us and steals all of our freedoms you can say I told you so. Until then shut the bleep up. Write a letter to congress, go visit your state capital. FYI they are not reading your Facebook feed. I am. I want the bleep cute kittens back.
Please continue to do and post this bleep, it is hilarious….http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/23-pieces-of-advice-for-moms-taking-a-selfie
Except number 21 I think that warrants a call to child protective services.
You can block this from your feed. You can unfollow my blog if I offend. Sure my over inflated ego will notice and I will spend hours asking why wasn’t I good enough. Maybe I should have worded it all differently. But eventually I will get distracted most likely by cute kittens and forget.