Recently we purchased a new used Dodge Caravan with the intention that my butt gets driving finally. And of course like all things used it has its quirks. One of these quirks is the radio will only play AM. Now of course Matt’s car goes kaput right when we purchase said caravan. So he has been driving the minivan, that will only play AM.

Now if you do not listen to AM radio it is mostly talk radio and Tejano music. Most of that talk radio is very far right, off the map, and or just plain crazy.

Now if you know Matt he is very impressionable. Like for instance we can not watch Sons of Anarchy together because 30 minutes in he wants to join a biker gang. Sister Wive’s maybe we should give polygamy a go. Honey Boo Boo results in a in-depth conversation on extreme coupon-ing and pageantry. That often ends with him calling me a snob yada yada yada. You get the drift.

Yesterday my husband discovered Alex Jones and his infowars.com. I received repeated phone calls from my husband urging me to visit said site. Lunacy about moving to the country, buying food packs, water filtration systems, and Alien Workshop decks.

He wants to buy bumper stickers and pass out cards. Spread the word. Yes please smack one on the Yaris right next to our Obama bumper sticker.

I refused to look at the site till he came home and forced me to. Which I was like great I am on some watch list, now the government is keeping track of my cloth diapering and etsy addiction. This bitch is dangerous she just bought 4 pairs of longies, 22 pockets, and pee pee covers all in skull prints.

I suggest you go look at infowars.com, bahaha these lunatics are your neighbors. Yes I am judging though I may purchase the NWO playing cards and the offensive Barack Obama shirt for shits and giggles.

It has all kinds of useful information, did you know that the more television your children watch the more likely they will grow into sociopaths. Tuna still has traces of radiation in it and they put peanuts in vaccines resulting in more peanut allergies. It is an epidemic! We actually have genes in our bodies that are set to self destruct when we reach a certain age.

Bahaha haha haha

I am buying a stereo this week…….