Me: Ramsey take out some hamburger meat.
Ramsey: What is hamburger meat?
Me: What do you mean what is hamburger meat, what are hamburgers!?!
Ramsey: Ground beef?
Me: Defrost some ground beef for me please.
Ramsey: Where is the ground beef?
Me: What do you mean where is the ground beef!?!
Ramsey: I don’t see it (standing in the middle of the kitchen)
Me: Where would one keep frozen meat?
Ramsey: Is this ground beef (holding the ground beef)
Me: What does it say? sigh
Ramsey: Ground beef.
Ramsey: How many days are in August?
Ramsey: I thought there was only 30.
Me: When were your twin sisters born?
Ramsey: The 30th?
Me: No the 31st
Ramsey: Are you sure?
Woo breathe Sam, breathe!