Me: Ramsey take out some hamburger meat.

Ramsey: What is hamburger meat?

Me: What do you mean what is hamburger meat, what are hamburgers!?!

Ramsey: Ground beef?

Me: Yes. 

Me: Defrost some ground beef for me please.

Ramsey: Where is the ground beef?

Me: What do you mean where is the ground beef!?!

Ramsey: I don’t see it (standing in the middle of the kitchen)

Me: Where would one keep frozen meat?

Ramsey: Is this ground beef (holding the ground beef)

Me: What does it say? sigh

Ramsey: Ground beef.

Ramsey: How many days are in August?

Me: 31.

Ramsey: I thought there was only 30.

Me: When were your twin sisters born?

Ramsey: The 30th?

Me: No the 31st

Ramsey: Are you sure?

Woo breathe Sam, breathe!